12 January, 2012

The Ups and Downs of Being Retromingent

Being retromingent would make men's room defense easier yet a far more awkward experience for the pee-shy in line after a movie.

"Hi there."


"Gonna be a while?"

"Working on it."

"Take your time. It's not like I just had a 20 ounce Pepsi or anything."



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