Oh my. I bought my first HDTV and it’ll be here soon. What to wear? I’m so nervous. It’s my first time. Gotta make sure my hair is done. Is my breath okay? I’ll peek out the window…stop pacing! I hope it likes what I feed it. No HD signal yet; it’ll just have to munch on upconverted DVD’s. I hope it doesn’t expect me to put-out a full HD package from Time-Warner! Maybe after a few sessions I’ll consider letting it have a DirectTV football package, but I don’t want it to think I’m easy.
I’ll look out the window again. Gosh! Is it standing me up?